Have you heard the news?

This is one of my favorite old photos, for reasons that I think should be obvious (if they are not, consider what I do for a living -- newspaper editor). I'll let someone else explain the Kalet News Co., and if someone wants to bankroll it, I could create the Kalet News as a regular publication....

(I am joking, of course.)

Hank (ben Irwin ben Henry ben Yitzhak Isaac)